- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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These are the prettiest lollipops I have ever seen. The flavors are just as unique as their appearance. Click each picture for info about each flavor. Even if you don’t have a sweet tooth these are really pretty to just have and keep as a decoration. Although I’m sure you would enjoy eating them much more. I personally spoke to the owner of this shop not only is she sweet (no pun intended) but she tells me she has more items coming soon! I can’t wait to see what she creates next! Help support this new artist and check out her shop.
Etsy Shop “A Secret Forest”
Thilo Frank - The Phoenix is Closer than it Appears (2010) - Mixed media with mirrors
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thats what she gets for trying to avoid having to help someone!
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THIS IS WHY I LOVE AUSTRALIA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE DAY EVER!?
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